1) I am NOT in my twenties ANYMORE.
2) I am far enough out of my twenties to realise it without being told by a twenty-something.
3) There is NOTHING WRONG with 35 being just around the corner (lurking at and taunting me!)
4) I have a teenage son that will be wanting his learners driving permit next year!
5) I have a son who is not even 2 yet!
6) I own a mini van (well, it is a cool looking one)
7) OH, GOSH, I think my mini van is cool looking!!!!!!!?????
8) I can not have bleached
blond hair on the top and brown hair on the bottom.
9) I can have dark brown on bottom and a medium reddish brown on top.
10) I cannot shop in the "sections of the stores that actually have
mannequins"
11) I must go to the back of the store.
12) Gap,
Banana Republic,
Abercrombie, rue 21 and Old Navy are not my friends. (it's a long list)
13) I color my hair to mask grays and not for fun.
14) My BABY nephew is in the Reserves !!!! " WHAT???? "
15)I sold a car to my other BABY nephew! (when did they grow up)