1) I am NOT in my twenties ANYMORE.
2) I am far enough out of my twenties to realise it without being told by a twenty-something.
3) There is NOTHING WRONG with 35 being just around the corner (lurking at and taunting me!)
4) I have a teenage son that will be wanting his learners driving permit next year!
5) I have a son who is not even 2 yet!
6) I own a mini van (well, it is a cool looking one)
7) OH, GOSH, I think my mini van is cool looking!!!!!!!?????
8) I can not have bleached blond hair on the top and brown hair on the bottom.
9) I can have dark brown on bottom and a medium reddish brown on top.
10) I cannot shop in the "sections of the stores that actually have mannequins"
11) I must go to the back of the store.
12) Gap, Banana Republic, Abercrombie, rue 21 and Old Navy are not my friends. (it's a long list)
13) I color my hair to mask grays and not for fun.
14) My BABY nephew is in the Reserves !!!! " WHAT???? "
15)I sold a car to my other BABY nephew! (when did they grow up)
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Girl, you need a vacation! You know what they say, "An idle mind is the devils playground". Someone's had a little too much time on her hands lately... I call INTERVENTION, so get your butt up here so we can go to the flea market!
Love you,
Kim (& family)
I know how you feel...I will be 46 this summer...46! I am almost 50 years old! Try that one on for size!
I agree with Kim West you have too much time on your hands and to Kim Byrd, your not almost 50. I'm almost 50 and I hadn't even thought about it until I read this. Way to go Vicky. Thanks for making us all take time to think about our age.
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